Eleven days after that wretched incident, We found a man in his early twenties or maybe even 18 or 19, He was being chased by a large mob of 20 or more zombies. He is very agile and fast, being really tall. Despite this, he looks like a nerd. He was not wounded or bruised at all. His name is Kent.
He was going on about how he started being chased by the mob of zombies, it was quite depressing really. He came home from university to find that his entire family were zombies.
He ended up having to kill his zombified family.
While Audrey and Kent were "chatting" I was waiting on them so we can leave to go the grocery store without being attacked by zombies. My scar hasn't gone away yet, which is really getting on my nerves.
Audrey: "Do you hear that?"
Kent: "My stomach growling? Yeah. Let's go."
Audrey: "No... Something else.... I'll be right back. I have to.... um.... Use the bathroom."
Kent: "GAH! I see it! AUDREY!"
Ben: "She's in the- GAH!"
Kent: "Whoa..."
Kent "Ew."
Kent: "Dude. You saved my life!"
Ben: "Don't mention it....."
Audrey: *comes out of bathroom*
Ben: "Y-You should've seen what happened!!!"
Audrey "I have to tell you guys something...."
Audrey: "I hope this doesn't sound weird.... but-"
Ben: "You broke the toilet?-"
Audrey: "Really? Gah."
Audrey: "There's going to be another person joining us."
Kent "Huh?"
Ben: "Tell us!"
Audrey: "I'm Pregnant."
Ben and Kent: "What!?!?!?"
Audrey: It's not what you're thinking... neither of you are the fathers... Thank god"
Ben: "Hey?!?"
Kent: "Then how did you get pregnant?"
Audrey: "My previous husband... before he was killed along with my son by zombies."
Kent: "Oh.... I'm so sorry."
Kent: "Oh. Well look at da' wittle bewwy!"
Audrey: "You guys go ahead and get food. I'll stay here."
Ben: "No, We can't leave you alone. Neither can just one of us go. Me or Kent would probably get killed"
Audrey: "Well, I can't go. I can't risk getting hurt by those heathens and get my child hurt!"
Kent: "Then were not going!"
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